So you’d think Akon would have learned not to physically assault people at his concerts after he was taped dry-humping a 14-year-old girl during a song, but apparently that’s not the case. In this video, somebody from the audience throws something at him. So he decided to get the security guards to bring the kid up on stage. And then throws him off of it (no, I’m not making this up). Which would be cool if it wasn’t some scrawny 110 pound 12-year-old kid. Wow, Akon is a badass now, huh?
So here’s a video from a recent Akon concert where he apparently told people in the audience that if they get up on stage and dance, they can compete for a chance to go to Africa (?). And it turned into him dry-humping some 14 year old for a minute or so, as depicted in this video. I’m not sure how a contest for an African vacation turns into dry-humping, but I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s a lawsuit involved in the near future.
Um, so here’s a video of Alanis Morissette singing “My Humps” by theBlack Eyed Peas. And sadly, I thought it couldn’t be sung any worse thanFergie. But congratulations, Alanis, you have proven me wrong. I think the idea of the video is some kind of social commentary about how women are objectified or something like that, but all it did was remind me how retarded Fergie’s songs are.