Since when does Ashlee Simpson have boobs?

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Every time I see new pictures of Ashlee Simpson, she looks more and more like a porn star. And not the classy, oh-look-at-me-I-just-posed-in-Playboy kind of porn star. I’m talking hard core, alley-way, crap-you-can-only-find-on-foreign-Russian-websites kind of porn star. And when did she get boobs? Wasn’t she supposed to be the frumpy, hideous sister out of the Simpson’s? At this rate, she’s a couple of crotch-shots away from being the next Paris Hilton. Sure, a much, much hotter version, but aParis Hilton doppleganger nonetheless.