Um, so until about five minutes ago, I thought the Academy Awards and the Oscars were two different awards shows, and that Cameron Diazsomehow used the power of fug to appear at both of them. Anyway, I meant to watch them (and by “tried”, I mean “intentionally hid the remote so that I’d actually have […]
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Apparently American Idol got sick of choosing people with actual singing talent, and started selecting girls who like to take off their clothes instead. Which is bad news for the music industry, but good news for my pants. It means they get some extra time off while I browse the net for even more pictures […]
So here’s a video from a recent Akon concert where he apparently told people in the audience that if they get up on stage and dance, they can compete for a chance to go to Africa (?). And it turned into him dry-humping some 14 year old for a minute or so, as depicted in […]
So this chick, Zuleyka Rivera Mendoza, won Miss Universe, and promptly passed out a couple minutes later. I guess she was so excited from winning the pageant that she forgot to keep from sufficating herself by taking her hands away from her face. Of course, her rep said that “everything’s fine” and that she passed […]
Will Ferrell trying to be funny. Except he seems to think that “funny” is acting flamboyant and whiney — you know, the same way he acts in every tv show/movie that he’s in. Anyway, this video is supposed to be promoting some new site called FunnyOrDie.com, which is basically a YouTube clone. And the promotion […]
Every time I see new pictures of Ashlee Simpson, she looks more and more like a porn star. And not the classy, oh-look-at-me-I-just-posed-in-Playboy kind of porn star. I’m talking hard core, alley-way, crap-you-can-only-find-on-foreign-Russian-websites kind of porn star. And when did she get boobs? Wasn’t she supposed to be the frumpy, hideous sister out of the […]
Pamela Anderson in the red one-piece bathing suit she used to wear as CJ Parker on Baywatch. Some news outlets are reporting that it’s just for a DirectTV commercial, whereas other news outlets are reporting that it’s actually for an upcoming Baywatchmovie. And by “other news outlets”, I mean “the fantasy world I live in”, […]
If you have worked hard all your life and finally made it to the big time and that you want to spend that hard-earned fortune of yours on a luxury home, then you need to make sure that you hire the right builders in making your luxury home. Keep in mind that a luxury home is still a custom home, but at an upscale size, quality of material, and budget.