According to Wikipedia, “Abigail Clancy is an English lingerie and catwalk model who made headlines during the 2006 FIFA World Cup as the girlfriend of England football star Peter Crouch.” And that, my friends, is enough of a reason for me to post these pictures of her in FHM Magazine. Enjoy!
December 26, 2014 / Academy Awards, Award Shows, Cameron Diaz, Helen Mirren, High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Jennifer Hudson, Jessica Biel
Um, so until about five minutes ago, I thought the Academy Awards and the Oscars were two different awards shows, and that Cameron Diazsomehow used the power of fug to appear at both of them. Anyway, I meant to watch them (and by “tried”, I mean “intentionally hid the remote so that I’d actually have to walk to the TV to turn it on, which takes way too much strength”), but other important stuff just got in the way, so here’s an overview of the winners:
Best Picture – The Departed
Best Actress – Helen Mirren in “The Queen”
Best Actor – Forest Whitaker as Idi Amin in “The Last King of Scotland”
Best Supporting Actor – Alan Arkin in “Little Miss Sunshine”
Best Supporting Actress – Jennifer Hudson in“Dreamgirls”
And since we all know you care more about what people wore rather than what they won, here’s the Academy Awards picture megapost you’ve been craving.
Apparently American Idol got sick of choosing people with actual singing talent, and started selecting girls who like to take off their clothes instead. Which is bad news for the music industry, but good news for my pants. It means they get some extra time off while I browse the net for even more pictures of hot American Idol rejects, like these of Alaina Alexander from her MySpace. Maybe the new trend will be that whenever a girl gets kicked off the show, she does a photoshoot like this. Which might make me actually start watching the show.
So you’d think Akon would have learned not to physically assault people at his concerts after he was taped dry-humping a 14-year-old girl during a song, but apparently that’s not the case. In this video, somebody from the audience throws something at him. So he decided to get the security guards to bring the kid up on stage. And then throws him off of it (no, I’m not making this up). Which would be cool if it wasn’t some scrawny 110 pound 12-year-old kid. Wow, Akon is a badass now, huh?
So here’s a video from a recent Akon concert where he apparently told people in the audience that if they get up on stage and dance, they can compete for a chance to go to Africa (?). And it turned into him dry-humping some 14 year old for a minute or so, as depicted in this video. I’m not sure how a contest for an African vacation turns into dry-humping, but I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s a lawsuit involved in the near future.
Um, so here’s a video of Alanis Morissette singing “My Humps” by theBlack Eyed Peas. And sadly, I thought it couldn’t be sung any worse thanFergie. But congratulations, Alanis, you have proven me wrong. I think the idea of the video is some kind of social commentary about how women are objectified or something like that, but all it did was remind me how retarded Fergie’s songs are.
November 12, 2014 / Zac Efron
Can someone please tell me who convinced the stars of Hollywood that dressing like a 90-year-old is considered stylish? Because as far as I can recall, wearing something that looks that stupid in high school would have been grounds for a beatdown. I guess without that real-world training, celebrities wear whatever they’re told to. And then their stylists high-five eachother after it and laugh about how, when they went to high school, nobody understood their amazing sense of fashion.
November 3, 2014 / Zuleyka Rivera Mendoza
So this chick, Zuleyka Rivera Mendoza, won Miss Universe, and promptly passed out a couple minutes later. I guess she was so excited from winning the pageant that she forgot to keep from sufficating herself by taking her hands away from her face. Of course, her rep said that “everything’s fine” and that she passed out from being dizzy and wearing a beaded dress, whatever that means.
November 1, 2014 / Winona Ryder
Um, was there kind of sale on boob jobs in Hollywood recently? First Paris Hilton was caught sporting some cleavage, then Jennifer Love Hewitt’s boobs suddenly grew three sizes, and now this. Not that I can complain, but it’s just a bit of a shock when you’ve been looking at the same three galleries of Jessica Simpson’s breasts for the past year, and now you suddenly have to make room for more celebrity boobage on your hard drive.
I don’t think that I ever reported it (if your show’s title contains ebonics in it, I have no interest in posting news about you), but apparently Wilmer Valderrama recently went on Howard Stern and bragged about how big his weiner was, how many famous women he’s slept with, and he was the first person to sleep with Mandy Moore.
But now, she’s fighting back:
Singer/actress Mandy Moore has hit back at claims she lost her virginity to actor Wilmer Valderrama, insisting he’s lying about his conquest.
The actor appeared on the raunchy Howard Stern radio show last month, and talked explicitly about his love life.
Valderrama boasted he was the first to sleep with the “Candy” singer and also claimed to have had sex with Lindsay Lohan, Ashlee Simpson and Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Moore maintains the claim is “”utterly tacky, not even true, and it hurt my feelings because I like him.””
Jennifer Love Hewitt has also lashed out at the That ‘70s Show star, saying, “I was told that we had all these very steamy encounters and I was like, ‘Really! Well, I would have loved to have been there!’”
I’m not sure if these women are telling the truth, but if I were a girl, I definitely wouldn’t want to admit I slept with someone like Wilmer. Then again, I wouldn’t have the lapse in judgement to do it in the first place. Maybe he’ll retaliate with some home video footage and we’ll have a new celebrity sex tape starring Wilmer Valderrama, Mandy Moore, andJennifer Love Hewitt.