Jennifer Aniston bikini pictures & pokies

Posted on January 2nd, 2009 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Celebrity Bikini Pictures, High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Jennifer Aniston

Here are some pictures of Jennifer Aniston in a black bikini from New Years’ eve. I don’t know if she got a shitload of work done or if it has something to do with the pokies showing, but she looks damn good in them.

4 high quality candid paparazzi pictures of Jennifer Aniston in a bikini:

Kristin Cavallari bikini pictures

Posted on January 2nd, 2009 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Celebrity Bikini Pictures, High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Kristin Cavallari

Here are some hot pictures of Kristin Cavallari in a bikini yesterday. I guess it’s been a while since I consistently updated this site, but I’m happy that there is such a plethora of female bikini pictures lately, especially during winter break. I guess they all finally received my incessant letters and phone calls regarding this subject.

View all 18 high quality candid paparazzi pictures of Kristin Cavallari , after the jump.

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Kelly Brook bikini pictures

Posted on January 2nd, 2009 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Celebrity Bikini Pictures, High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Kelly Brook

Here are some pictures of Kelly Brook in a bikini yesterday. What exactly does this chick do again? Besides look good in a bikini I mean. I can never remember.

4 high quality candid paparazzi pictures of Kelly Brook:

Chloe Sevigny bikini pictures

Posted on January 2nd, 2009 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Celebrity Bikini Pictures, Chloe Sevigny, High Quality Celebrity Pictures

Here are some pictures of Chloe Sevigny in a bikini yesterday. I’d say she looks good for her; generally I wouldn’t even post pictures of her in a bikini but today’s a pretty slow day anyway so here ya go.

6 high quality candid paparazzi pictures of Chloe Sevigny:

Lindsay Lohan bikini pictures ringing in the New Year

Posted on January 1st, 2009 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Celebrity Bikini Pictures, High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Lindsay Lohan

Here are some hot pictures of Lindsay Lohan trying to remain relevent by wearing a bikini on New Years. And by “relevent”, I mean “boobies”.

4 high quality candid paparazzi pictures of Lindsay Lohan:

Kristen Bell bikini pictures

Posted on January 1st, 2009 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Celebrity Bikini Pictures, High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Kristen Bell

Here are some hot pictures of Kristen Bell in a bikini, to make up for the tubs of lard that were the Beyonce pictures I posted earlier. Yay for hot skinny white girls!

4 high quality candid paparazzi pictures of Kristen Bell in a bikini:

Lisa Rinna bikini pictures

Posted on January 1st, 2009 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Celebrity Bikini Pictures, High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Lisa Rinna

Here are some pictures of Lisa Rinna in a bikini. She looks good for a 45 year old I guess. My penis and I agree that these pictures get a rousing grade of “mediocre”. Hopefully her upcoming Playboy pictorial is more invigorating.

View all 12 high quality candid paparazzi pictures of Lisa Rinna in a bikini, after the jump.

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Beyonce bikini pictures

Posted on January 1st, 2009 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Beyonce, Celebrity Bikini Pictures, High Quality Celebrity Pictures

Here are some pics of Beyonce in a bikini for New Years’ eve. I don’t get this chick. Normal girls that look like this realize how disgusting they are and stopping eating for a few years. But no, not Beyonce. Evidently she’s tapped a new demographic; men with fetishes for women that can eat more than them. More hot wings for her? Yes please.

8 high quality candid paparazzi pictures of Beyonce in a bikini:

More Stephanie Seymour bikini pictures

Posted on January 1st, 2009 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Celebrity Bikini Pictures, High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Stephanie Seymour

So Stephanie Seymour looks good for her age, and she was in a bikini, and I didn’t update yesterday, and I wanted to meet my quota of 5 posts for the day, and I got really hammered last night, and Lauren if you’re reading this I’m sorry I spilled my drink on you please call me, and whoa it’s almost noon and I don’t remember anything between midnight and now.

6 high quality candid paparazzi pictures of Stephanie Seymour:

Katy Perry bikini pictures

Posted on December 30th, 2008 by Jordan Johnson
File Under: Celebrity Bikini Pictures, High Quality Celebrity Pictures, Katy Perry

Here are some pictures of Katy Perry showing off her D-sized-boobies in a bikini while on vacation in Mexico. I don’t get what everyone’s fascination with her jugs are. Sure, they’re big, but they’re also fat and lumpy. And it’s not like she has a hot ass or toned stomach or anything. Poor Katy.

6 high quality candid paparazzi pictures of Katy Perry in a bikini in Mexico: